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Post by Phatboyjj on Tue 19 Jan 2010, 7:31 pm

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Post by Phatboyjj on Tue 19 Jan 2010, 7:38 pm

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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Post by Fate_Xcepted on Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:18 pm

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Post by Enjiuu on Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:44 pm

Yo mama so fat that she sit on a bible and it said let my people go.
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Post by BANKAIX on Wed 20 Jan 2010, 5:07 pm

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Post by Phatboyjj on Wed 20 Jan 2010, 6:49 pm

Yo mama so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
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Post by Phatboyjj on Wed 20 Jan 2010, 6:59 pm

Your mama so ugly when she walk in her 2 mirror bathroom one mirror breaks from her reflection and the other breaks from the reflection off the other mirror.
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Post by BANKAIX on Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:57 pm

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Post by BANKAIX on Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:58 pm

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
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Post by Fate_Xcepted on Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:06 pm

Yo mama so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
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Post by Ai Wang on Sun 24 Jan 2010, 12:28 pm

~Yo Mama was so old her birth certificate was expire~
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Post by Blaze on Thu 07 Oct 2010, 3:56 pm

yo momma so stupid she thought a light saber was too save calories
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Post by Fate_Xcepted on Thu 07 Oct 2010, 9:53 pm

It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license; she couldnt get used to the front seat!
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Post by Fate_Xcepted on Thu 07 Oct 2010, 9:55 pm

Yo momma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
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Post by Nivla on Tue 02 Nov 2010, 1:46 pm

Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 3
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Post by Zinik Haruno on Thu 30 Dec 2010, 4:00 am

yo mam soooo fat when she go to church in a yellow shirt every one sings i seee the sun......yo moma so dumb she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind....yo mama sooo dumb she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept XD
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