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Post by Grimmie on Wed 06 Oct 2010, 12:29 am

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

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There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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Re: 2 random ones

Post by Blaze on Thu 07 Oct 2010, 3:52 pm

LMFAO!! xDDD both of those were funneh
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Re: 2 random ones

Post by Angel on Mon 01 Nov 2010, 2:25 am

haha wow grimmie your so funny!

xD love ya mwah
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Re: 2 random ones

Post by Enjiuu on Mon 01 Nov 2010, 9:40 pm

I find the first one more funny rather than second one! XD
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